Goes in one ear...

Well, day two of school. 

It’s mellow.

I’ve already gotten attached to someone.

He’s cool though.

My nails are orange, seriously. They don’t like to turn out right on the cam.

:D

So THAT’S Where All My AOL Free Trial CDs Went!

Thank god someone found a use for old CDs, I was just using them as coasters. 

If you had told me before now that you could fit the entire crafts section of a Jo-Ann Fabrics store onto your upper body, I wouldn’t have believed you.

(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)

crapatmyparentshouse:

You should see the can opener. 

crapatmyparentshouse:

Part of a geometrically complete breakfast.

 

crapatmyparentshouse:

Those aren’t red sequins. Those are herpes.!

afternoonsnoozebutton:

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